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My mother-in-law got “one of those smart andro-phones.” She was trying to figure out how to set up her voicemail but couldn’t figure out how to display the on-screen number pad. What resulted was a voicemail greeting that says “Debbie….. (long pause)….. That’s not what i wanted!!”

I love her.

Parents Just Don’t Understand: 201 (via collegehumor)

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Soccer Lion

He dreams of someday eating the next Pele.

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The Harold & Kumar Pranks

We thought a good way to congratulate Amir on his role in the new Harold & Kumar movie would be to fly to his premiere screening in Austin, surprise him out the airport, and proceed to spend thousands of dollars on annoying him for the next 48 hours.

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Verdict (via AmazingSuperPowers)

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I never graduated from college, so I can only be pretendtious.